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turnpike-dusted:

bad blood by bastille was literally insane. a song about Pompeii AND a song about Laura palmer AND a song about icarus. things we lost in the fire???? wtf was this guy on. possessed by a modern day library of alexandria. daniel in the den.. bro experienced one single past life regression then asked david lynch to interpret it

hazmatazz:

your opponent is the most selected option. please don’t spoil anything in the tags

rock paper scissors?

rock

paper

scissors

rosietwiggs:

rosietwiggs:

i was present a few months ago when my best friend found out that outlier isn’t pronounced “oot-lee-yay” and i haven’t been the same since

“average person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. No person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay. French Canadian Georg, who has mispronounced word for 39 years, is an ootleeyay adn should not have been counted

mornington-the-crescent:

:

Ok I’m really curious

What do you guys call this

Puppy cone

Puppy cup

Kitty cone

Kitty cup

Fluffy cup

Fluffy cone

Bunny cup

Bunny cone

Something else????? (Tags)

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

todorokitops:

alex51324:

fearthefuzzybear:

ALT

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

angelsaxis:

angelsaxis:

I haven’t seen this version anywhere so I made one!

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I’ve never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

pauladrawsnstuff:

Audio from @themornal

jessepinwheel:

raw vegetable hours

pick a raw vegetable (sliced and with dip of your choice, if applicable)

celery

carrots

bell pepper

cucumber

broccoli

cauliflower

tomato

green beans/snow peas (?)

radish (?????)

something else????????

See Results

this poll is for things that you would conceivably eat on its own, with your hands, e.g., a plate of only carrots + dip. don’t submit something like lettuce or something else that’s just part of a salad because if you are just eating a bowl of lettuce and dressing with your bare hands you are lying